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Using toilet paper on her ass "made" her ass big so the husband is saying maybe using toilet paper on her breast would also make them big.

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Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? But we never saw Big. A woman suggests to her husband that she have surgery to make her breasts bigger Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost. Just get a dog. Real milf sex clips. What do toys and boobs have in common? Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

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YouTube, Imgur, etc Reposts will be removed at our discretion. Naked sister bath. He then passively makes a snide remark that his wife's ass is larger in the getting older, negative wayand jokingly attributes it to toilet paper rubbing between her cheeks.

He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. Things just haven't been the same between me and my girlfriend since the breast reduction. Last edited by ninjarealistMay 28, A guy bets a full figured girl a dollar that he can make her boobs move without touching them. The next guy from Missouri simply said with his drawl "Mine would have big tits and a drinking problem" Best answer ever.

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